Lohan's Father Reaches Out To Help

Lindsay Lohan's father told press earlier this week that he is going to admit himself into the Betty Ford clinic and even stage his own arrest to catch the attention of his daughter. Micheal told media how he is going to demand that he be entered into the facility and if it comes down to it...pretend to go to jail to show his love for Lindsay. Apperently, Lindsay has denied her father access into her room to visit her and he says that if she keeps this up he is going to go there drunk and cause a scene. Hopefully Lindsay Lohan snaps out of her negative habits and realizes how much her family cares for her and how what she is doing is helping no one.

Snooki's community service...signing autographs?!

Jersey Shore's cast member, Snooki, faced a horrible sentence when her judge declared her punishment earlier this week for her display of public drunkenness. She is to sit for three WHOLE hours and sign autographs! Hmm...last i knew community service consisted of picking up trash on the side of the highway. Maybe we should all start poofing our hair and fist pumping! She will be present at the Seaside Heights Community Center this weekend where there will also be a fundraising event for the Donations of Love, animal charity. To get an autograph from the famous Nicole Polizzi, you must donate 10 dollars to the foundation. This will definelty teach the 4'9'' reality star to control her alcohol in public...until next week that is.